Gully-gully ©
Hi there whitehawk, gully, shitehawk,
Swooping, wheeling, flapping.
You'd have lots and lots more friends
If you'd stop that messy crapping.

Sparrow ©
Spidger, spadger, nidger, nadger,
Hoppie little birdie.
Tweety-tweet and flappy-flap
And ploppie little turdie.

(Hmmmmm....why so interested in bird droppings I wonder?)

Farmsong ©
"Cluck" said the hens.
"Baa" said the sheep.
"Moo" said the cows in herds.
It was meant to be Handel's "Messiah",
But they didn't know the words.

Fishy-wish©
Fishy splashy, flishy flashy;smooth you gleam and glide.
But you'd look best upon a plate with chips along your side

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